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When People Smile At Each Other At Traffic Lights

23.4.2020 by Jerome Arrow

Creative,
Poetry

There's A Bonsai On My Windowsill

23.4.2020 by Indy Shead

Creative,
Visual

Carmel

23.4.2020 by Dominic Page

Creative

Browsing Through Kambri

23.4.2020 by Rachel Chopping

Satire

Want To Write For Edition 2? Check Out These Prompts!

19.2.2020 by Woroni Editor

Business and Economics,
Comment,
Creative,
Features,
International,
Life and Style,
Multilingual,
Reviews,
Satire,
Science

Promises of Change

13.11.2019 by Eleanor Cooper

ANU

The Signs as ANU Revues

4.9.2019 by Rachel Chopping

Satire

Love in the Time of Corps Law

4.9.2019 by Jaime Howell

Satire

Breaking News: Kambri Precinct Mistaken for Chernobyl by Incoming Students

3.9.2019 by Benedict McCarthy

Satire

#BOYBOSS

3.9.2019 by Katie Sproule

Satire

MENTAL HEALTH : AWARENESS IS ACTION

3.4.2019 by Samia Ejaz

Comment,
Mental Health,
Satire

A Sense of Summer Ennui

3.4.2019 by Cathy Egan

Creative

How To Talk To Women

3.4.2019 by Luke Minihan

Advice,
Satire

The Signs as Coffee Orders

18.10.2018 by Gene Pinter

Satire

Robot Leg

9.10.2018 by Jeremy Tsuei

Creative,
Mental Health,
Spoons

WHEN YOU CALL ME EMPTY/STOP MY STORM

9.10.2018 by Julia Faragher

Creative,
Mental Health,
Poetry

We Need to Argue First

3.10.2018 by Jeremy Tsuei

Creative,
Humour,
Prose,
Relationships,
Sex

Skeletons and Sedations

3.10.2018 by Her

Caves,
Creative,
Poetry,
Poison,
Skeletons

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